Intrepid young Wormbaby, seen here posing in his trophy room, with a few of his recent finds.

Look at that devil!

That’s one crazy ass devil!

Go away, you crazy ass devil, and take themĀ  crazy eyes with you!

Sometimes,

it seems,

ya

gotta.

Here we have guest speaker

Fred Fishman

adding some much needed content.

ThankĀ  you, Fred

Twin alien babies, exhibiting the curious spinning behavior frequently observed amongst their ilk.

Well of course-

There come a

time -

you be

floatin’ along on your

bunny bubble-

all la-de-da and shit-

when,

most unexpected-like,

your dang bubble

just up

and

busts.

Lovely till it do, though.

Little pink

cupcakes

everywhere

agree -

When

you’ve got

time

to kill,

there’s

nothing

like a

refreshing

stick of

gum.

Try some soon!

Occasionally, for a boffo grand finale, Fast Fingered Phil will wow his audience by juggling the various components of his own head.

ababegloopslideYou know that feeling you get when you’re torn between two perfectly fine choices, and you just kinda gloop back and forth between them. i.e.-

Destroy Earth[or] have lunch[or] destroy Earth[or] have lunch and so on…

Meanwhile, of course, nothing gets done. Happens to me a lot.

Not the destroy earth part so much.

gloop gloop

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